Leah Luv @ TheMinion.com
Take a good hard look at Leah Luv. At her meatiest she’s gotta be 100 lbs. of pure cock sucking machine. She looks like she could have been a movie extra for any movie featuring under nourished women but instead her choice of employment is milking cocks on camera. I got a phone call from her informing me that they were gonna take away her baby if she didn’t come up with some fast cvash for the bare essentials. I’m an equal opportunity employer so with a few bucks laying around I decided to use her dick draining skills to my benefit. Her knees were soon rubbing all over my floor as her mouth was keeping my mighty member from freezing. With my nose in constant hill of "candy" I was enjoying every minute of this bitch earning money the hard way. The look on her face says it all as my testicles emptied into a mouth that hadn’t seen a toothbrush in a long time.



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Joey Valentine @ TheMinion.com
I got major wood the minute I saw Joey Valentine. At first I thought she was Spring Thomas and needed some cash since we’re living in hard times. My pulsating cock was ready for her mouth but I first had to listen to her blab about some shit I obviously didn’t pay attention to. All I knew is that I was looking at a gold mine if I could successfully turn her out to being a huge porn star. The royalties I get on these bitches alone keep me up to head in my nasal medicine. She got naked and my heart was nearly beating out of my chest but that could be because my drugs are clashing with my heart medicine. She got on her knees and was soon worshipping my mighty dong. I felt it wouldn’t be right for her to do the bare minimum so I saw it fit to spread my legs as she got an up close and look at my taint as her mouth did things outlawled in the Bible. She begged and asked me to drop my goo all over her face and I obliged. After all, I needed to get out right away to get my latest shipment of " medicine".



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Trisha Rey @ TheMinion.com
Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will get you far enough. In fact, if she wasn’t so damn beautiful then you can bet you’d find her on any given Sunday offering $20 blowjobs in the back of the swap meet. She came to me with some sob story as to how broke she was and whatnot. My dick hadn’t met any whore’s mouth in about 5 hours so I took the chance to spill my seed along with some cash. This fire crotch knew that the gateway to a cleared bank check was through my urethra and her mouth would only do. I was tempted to stick in deep inside her lovebox but having gonorrhea would ruin the next day’s dinner banquet. Seriously, the bitch could suck a golfball through a garden hose and the smile she walked in with slowly deteriorated into a frown that wouldn’t be turned upisde down.

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Nikki Knox @ TheMinion.com
Either these whores are getting whiter or my eyes are feeling the effects of all my "candy". Nevertheless, it had been a few hours since my house was last visited by some skanky whore on the prowl for some mind altering substances. Nikki Knox knocked on my door and I initially thought she was collecting for the Goodwill but she was more interested in collecting my homemade babymaking juice. She dropped on her knees so fast that I heard a thud and my cock now had a new friend. If she couldn’t breathe through her nose then I would have yet another fatality in my house but that wasn’t the case. She spend plenty of time sucking my cock as my nose wasn’t given any time off from snorthing that special stuff. I had a meeting with fellow lords so I needed to give her that special jizz sauce as her face welcomed it all.



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Gwen Diamond @ TheMinion.com
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Crissy Cums @ TheMinion.com
This bitch lived up to her name. Before she had a mouth full of kosher pork she told me how much she loved sucking dick. I made her prove it by blowing my pizza guy (hey, free pie!) in order to prove she wasn’t full of shit. After my personal photopgrapher snapped some pictures I decided it was time for her to earn her keep. She got naked real fast and was soon on her knees blowing my Jew Pole. Our eyes met and I was instantly inlove until I remembered that you can’t make a ho a housewife; remember that, fellas. After hovering above her and sniffing my goods I thought of her swallowing my babies and that got me really going. Crissy Cums is out of the business much like many girls here. I’m starting to notice a pattern.



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Carissma Lynn @ TheMinion.com
Holy shit, I hit the jackpot today. After going through hood rats and skanks I finally came across a whore worthy of my time and money. I saved some cash by having this mullet cut so I decided to splurge on some nose candy and cum sucking slut. Carissma Lynn called up my personal assistant looking for money to buy diapers for her mongloid kid. Being that I was in a giving mood I hit the ATM and got home in time to meet her at the door. I was in love but mainly lust since my raging 3 inches nearly ripped through my pants. She kneeled before the porn king,me, and used every drop of saliva in her mouth to drench my dick. I thought I saw God as she was blowing me but I was just having flashbacks of Colonel Sanders. I gave her my own secret recipe of Minion jizz and she slupred it up like a good whore.



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Marissa @ TheMinion.com
Going down on this beaner reminded me to fumigate my house for rats, mice, and roaches. Her hygiene left something to be desired but that didn’t stop me from chowing down on her labia as if it was all you can eat beef ribs. Once I became my alter ego, Super Minion, her attitude changed and she had a smile as if she just saw the worlds largest pinata stuffed with tamales. I gotta give her credit and admit that she did suck a mean dick . I wa lucky to have this fine ass latina sucking my dick but the luckiest one there was her for obvious reasons. After I spilled my DNA she told me of how it reminded her of growing up in a 1 bedroom house with 12 relatives. It creeped me out.



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Kacey Starr @ TheMinion.com
I found this Benny Hill look alike wandering the streets looking for cheese. I must have been in a good mood because I immediately thought "pornstar!" when I saw her big ass and titties pop out. She heard of porn and thought it would be beneath her to do. I informed her that nothing would survice if it was indeed beneath her since she’s got some junk in the trunk. We got back to Casa De Minion and she swallowed my dick as if she hadn’t eaten in days. It’s too bad I don’t know that feeling since I’m at 10 meals a day plus snacks. She’s a nice girl but the fat in her head seemed to cloud her common sense when I offered to pay her way less than normal blowjob rates.



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Kara Bare @ TheMinion.com
When she’s not slashing her wrists she’s getting enough money to send home to her broke boyfriend and semi-retarded child. How is she getting that moolah? Well, I can tell you it isn’t by performing brain surgery or solving equations. She gets that scratch by sucking and fucking, daily and nightly, chicks and dicks while the camera rolls. I didn’t care that much if she wasn’t the brightest bulb in the bunch but her blowjob skills more than made up for it. I made my dynasty by being the biggest and best dealer in the world and she’s building her family trailer by keeping her nose close to where I make my morning glory. Last I heard this cunt was acting like a primadonna and thinking her shit don’t stink. I’m gonna have to find and humble her like all the other girls on this site. I’m just not going to jack off for a week so the musky smell of my DNA deposit makes her toss her cookies. It looks like Cleveland does not , in fact, rock.



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