Lexi Matthews @ TheMinion.com
Lexi Matthews



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Isabella Stanza @ TheMinion.com
Isabella Stanza



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Mira Luxe @ TheMinion.com
I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one making the rules. She never met The Minion and was in for a rude awakening. Much like a new dog she had to be broken in. I’d be the one correcting her and dishing out the punishment when she fucked up. She’s one of the few porn whores I never want to see again. Why is that? Well, for one, she couldn’t suck a dick if her Kraut ass depended on it. Normally the Germans have a strong work ethic but this one was the excpetion. After she had seen me devour my kosher food and drink she came in to party with the most famous Jew since David Lee Roth. Watch as her anticiaption is null and void as my gigantic dong rents space in her mouth. I can’t tell you how bad this cunt was and the only relief in my mind was that dropping my jizz would mean I could get to Weinerschnitzel much faster



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Tabatha Tucker @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember much of this broad, Tabatha Tucker. I do remember that after a long day of fighting crime I was injured to the point where I couldn’t walk. I came back home to find this fine piece of ass using my couch for her pussy manipulation needs.I used my massive intellect and verbal skills to convince her that getting superhero goo would only benefit her. Her warm mouth was a nice garage for my dick. In fact, her breathing through her nose kept my balls warm so it was win/win all the way. With her bad dye job on top of what she calls a "head" I knew it couldn’t be that long before she was licking up my seed like a hungry dog. No amount of therapy is going to erase the memories of me dumping ounce after ounce of baby batter down her throat and that’s the way I like it.



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Nollie @ TheMinion.com
Whether her name is Nollie or Lexi Belle one thing is certain; this bitch loves her cash money. Much like Tiger, she’s one of the few I’ve brought back for repeat engagements since her cock draining abilities rival those of porn whores who do it for $50 on craigslist. Take great enjoyment in watching Lexi Belle’s first blowjob scene back when she was Nollie. I never understood why these porn whores change their names as often as I change diet plans. Her teen body bent all over the place so her mouth could take in my meat stick that has been a cannon with its target being the vaginas of countless fuck toys. I was in my own place as Nollie swallowed my dong while our eyes locked and I thought there could be a possible love connection. However, rule #1 says, "Never make a ho a housewife" and with that in mind I spilled my DNA all over this former Hot Dog On A Stick employee.



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Kinzy Jo & Super Minion @ TheMinion.com
Somewhere in West Virginia there’s a village without its idiot. At first glance Kinzy Jo appeared to have shit for brains and the appeal of day-old bread. Being Super Minion, it didn’t faze me to stick my superhero cock down her whitetrash mouth. I caught her on the couch of my alter ego masturbating. When I flew back in it dawned on me that using her oral skills would benefit me rather than tossing her in the slammer. I knew my choice was the right one when her mouth slobbered all over my fuckstick in ways that are undescribeable. She must have been stronger than she looked since she was able to keep my massive girth from crashing into her rib cage as her mouth went into overtime. I fed her my own brand of moon shine as her mouth filled to the brim with my superhero sauce.



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Lucious Lopez @ TheMinion.com
I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She had just fallen on hard times and needed to get herself out of hot water. She knew that the ticket to fame and fortune was a one way ticket to PornoLand with me, The Minion, as the Conductor. She didn’t even waste time by boring me with her sob story and she hit the floor in order to give me a flawless blowjob. Her amazing ass was in her air as she did maneuvered her body in ways I didn’t know were possible. I laid on my back from a hard day’s work of whoring out chicks so she could lay on top of me and slob my knob. The entire time I could feel my balls tingling in anticipation of blowing a fat nut wad down her throat and that’s exactly what I did. She’s now one of the biggest names in gonzo and I feel I had a hand in that.



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Leah Luv @ TheMinion.com
Take a good hard look at Leah Luv. At her meatiest she’s gotta be 100 lbs. of pure cock sucking machine. She looks like she could have been a movie extra for any movie featuring under nourished women but instead her choice of employment is milking cocks on camera. I got a phone call from her informing me that they were gonna take away her baby if she didn’t come up with some fast cvash for the bare essentials. I’m an equal opportunity employer so with a few bucks laying around I decided to use her dick draining skills to my benefit. Her knees were soon rubbing all over my floor as her mouth was keeping my mighty member from freezing. With my nose in constant hill of "candy" I was enjoying every minute of this bitch earning money the hard way. The look on her face says it all as my testicles emptied into a mouth that hadn’t seen a toothbrush in a long time.



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Joey Valentine @ TheMinion.com
I got major wood the minute I saw Joey Valentine. At first I thought she was Spring Thomas and needed some cash since we’re living in hard times. My pulsating cock was ready for her mouth but I first had to listen to her blab about some shit I obviously didn’t pay attention to. All I knew is that I was looking at a gold mine if I could successfully turn her out to being a huge porn star. The royalties I get on these bitches alone keep me up to head in my nasal medicine. She got naked and my heart was nearly beating out of my chest but that could be because my drugs are clashing with my heart medicine. She got on her knees and was soon worshipping my mighty dong. I felt it wouldn’t be right for her to do the bare minimum so I saw it fit to spread my legs as she got an up close and look at my taint as her mouth did things outlawled in the Bible. She begged and asked me to drop my goo all over her face and I obliged. After all, I needed to get out right away to get my latest shipment of " medicine".



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Trisha Rey @ TheMinion.com
Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will get you far enough. In fact, if she wasn’t so damn beautiful then you can bet you’d find her on any given Sunday offering $20 blowjobs in the back of the swap meet. She came to me with some sob story as to how broke she was and whatnot. My dick hadn’t met any whore’s mouth in about 5 hours so I took the chance to spill my seed along with some cash. This fire crotch knew that the gateway to a cleared bank check was through my urethra and her mouth would only do. I was tempted to stick in deep inside her lovebox but having gonorrhea would ruin the next day’s dinner banquet. Seriously, the bitch could suck a golfball through a garden hose and the smile she walked in with slowly deteriorated into a frown that wouldn’t be turned upisde down.

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